i have nothing terribly important to say. i try to go on adventures. i complain more than necessary. alcohol and coffee are important to me. i talk shit about people who are bothering me and appreciate internet humor a great deal. i dig art, nature, badass women, and fried food.

 

All old white men look the same

i showed up to work today (6:45am), only to remember that someone else was working for me because i am covering for her on saturday.

it. was. infuriating.

then i decided that i would try to get a CO driver’s license, because i’m like 6 months late on that one. can’t find a pay stub. ok.

now i have no idea what to do with myself, but i think i’m going to go to a different breakfast place and drink screwdrivers.

How do I know if I’m basic or not?

I feel like the fact that I’m not quite sure means that I probably am.

This is sort of a joke but also sort of serious.

Fall:

The time of year where I inexplicably can’t stop listening to lady gaga, and I can sense my relationship beginning to fail.

Also, candy corn.

I’m past the barfing four times at work stage of my hangover and moving into the part where I just want some fast food but my town has an anti-franchise law so I’d have to drive 45 mins.

And I’m definitely not doing that.

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge.

much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

Jesus I haven’t been this hungover since 2011