i have nothing terribly important to say. i try to go on adventures. i complain more than necessary. alcohol and coffee are important to me. i talk shit about people who are bothering me and appreciate internet humor a great deal. i dig art, nature, badass women, and fried food.



I feel like for a couple of years of my life I want to work as a mover or a driver or something. That way I can just drive across country again and again, reaching every corner of this continent. 

I know like 0% of the population is with me on this but damn hard cheeses are just so superior to soft cheeses in my opinion

Note to self: stop brushing teeth with navy blue work shirt on.

You’d think after four days I’d learn but apparently not


self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

I severely over caffeinated myself and I really regret it.

Shout out to the dude who seemed like a dick but gave me a $10 tip on a $20 bill

The time I had explosive diarrhea during breakfast rush on the day of this huge bike race


I bought the organic, biodegradable tampons even though they were $3 more than the regular kind.

Not sure how I feel about this choice yet.