i write about my life. themes include but are not limited to my housemates, working out, theatre, and food. i post whatever i feel like, which usually includes but is not limited to nature, badass chicks, funny things, pop culture, and angsty breakup shit.
this song is literally everywhere right now and i’m not sure why but i don’t hate it
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
working at a camp with likely 3 male staff holla
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
I feel like the arrow that takes you to the top of your dash is like getting to the bottom of a pool and propelling yourself to the surface
I am drinking a wine slushie.
I’m not a misandrist but if a man plays video games then he should just expect to get messages asking him to show pics of his dick. Everyone knows video games are for women.
Show us your junk or fucking get back outside and finish mowing the lawn, who even let you in the house
THE GRILL’S NOT GONNA LIGHT ITSELF
Did I say you could stop fixing the car?
yo feel free to hate on lana del rey’s singing all you want but sometimes an angsty song that sounds like its underwater is really all you need
Just as a heads up I’m probably going to be on a bender from now until next Monday.
Low of 27 tomorrow, chance of snow. are. You. FUCKING. kidding. Me.